B(ring) Him Back!

The number you are trying to call is switched off.

This is the fifth time she heard the same thing.

Perhaps he is in a meeting or talking with his boss.

What if he is with another girl?

She couldn’t think anymore!

The number you are trying to call is switched off.

She was getting desperate.

He never did something like this.

He is supposed to drive back home! An accident…?

“Oh God! No! What am I thinking?” She forcefully changed her thoughts!

The number you are trying to call is switched off.

She couldn’t control her tears.

Something must have happened. She didn’t know whom to call.

The number you are trying to call is switched off.

The number you are trying to call is switched off.

The number you are trying to call...

Suddenly her phone rang! It was him! Thank God!

- “Hello?”

“Why are you giving me random miscalls for the last two hours?”

She broke down with tears. Does he even know how tensed she was?

“Your… your ph was switched off!”

A short pause, then he burst into laughter!

“I told you today not to choose that weird caller tune for me!”

Don't Logout, You Might Die!

One of those sleepless nights, when you cannot sleep and drag your bleary-eyed self over to the computer desk, and turn it on to find out which of your friends are online on Facebook. Somebody has poked you for no good reason, somebody has shared a bad joke on your wall, and somebody else is grumbling over a relationship that did not work. So, within seconds you forget that it's the middle of the night and start typing responses. You could not sleep, your eyes are tired. But, still your fingers can't stop moving over the keyboard. After going through a few more updates, you finally dragged the mouse pointer to the start menu and clicked on the shut down button...

Not until you return to your bed after a few more minutes, you realize you are addicted! You can't resist yourself checking out the notifications on Facebook from your mobile phone. In a contradictory state of mind, you picked up the mobile phone and logged in to Facebook again. Whoa! 4 new notifications already! One of your friends has mentioned you in a comment, one of them has directly posted on your timeline. A whole lot of excitements! Soon, you forget that you were trying to sleep and need to wake up early in the next morning. You forget the wise words your doctor told you about your late night socializing. You forget your real life existence. You forget you are a human being! And, your whole existence was personified as a two inch photo with a banner and a timeline.

About me: Look at me, I'm nude. No privacy!

Employers: Who cares when I can earn enough playing Farmville?

Favorite quote: “You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook?”

Activities: Liking, disliking, poking, and sending random game requests.

Favorite movies: The Social Network

Lives in: Online

Is in a relationship with...

… Wait! If this is what your life is all about, don't logout. You might die tonight. You don't exist in the real world. At least you don't want to. Your world is limited to a social media website with billions of other tiny thumbnail photos and timelines. You cry, smile, hangout, chat, love, stalk, abuse, curse, and have fun on Facebook. You don't exist outside the web. Billions have already started living, and you are a part of the whole family. Don't logout, you might die!