Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Now that's a title!

I thought about this title last weekend when I was drunk.

And I kissed a girl.

Well I thought it was a girl until the next morning one of my friends told me that it was strange of me to kiss him last night.

I told you I was drunk and the music was quite loud.

In the morning I realized it was no music but the ringtone of my mobile.

Every time my girlfriend called me, I danced with the beats!

My mobile showed 17 missed calls in total.

But I was right about the lizard on the ceiling. It looked like a dragon but was actually a firefly.

I was really drunk and missed my girlfriend. So I sent her a text:

“I'm drunk! Come here baby... miss you.”

I had a reply from her, she was really pissed off.

The next morning I checked my inbox and saw a text from my boss.

“Retard! Double-check before sending me these creepy texts.”

And I thought it was my girlfriend!

Then one of my friends wanted to go home. I wanted to drop him.

From the 6th floor... but I don't remember anything like that.

The next day, they told me I wanted to drop him just because he wanted to pee.

I was so drunk last weekend!

Then I had 8 more pegs of whiskey and suddenly remembered that I had to call my mother.

She acted strangely on the phone. She went on telling me I was not her son!

I was so shocked and sad. Someone took the mobile from my hand and replied her something which I don't remember at all.

The next day they told me it was not my mobile at all. And that was not my mother either. She was a girlfriend of one of my friends.

Then there was this strong blow on my head. Everything became dark. How could my friends hit me just because I was drunk?!! I don't remember anything else!

Later, the next morning they told me we were having a bullfight last night. I was the bull.

And I ran towards a poster of John Lennon on the wall screaming “this is Spartaaaaa!”

I really don't remember anything.